"I am a Good Girl"

Okay, so
I'm nice
talented
driven
intelligent
determined
not promiscuous
nor a cheater.
I'm not shy
I'm the kind of girl you'd bring home to your mother
I'm loyal

Dare I say it, but I'm pretty and confident in myself
I'm happy with who I am, just the way I am and I'm not afraid of being silly or seen with flaws

I'm a good girl, the kind I hear all my guy friends looking for. I keep it real and sure I talk more than I should sometimes but for the most part, I'm pretty okay. Why is it then I have the worst luck with guys?

Why can't I meet someone who's kind and intelligent and fiercely passionate about his ambitions? Why can I meet a good guy I'm not ashamed to introduce my friends and parents too? Is it too much to ask for a human being who is sane and normal and romantic and wonderful to have around? Is it too much to pray that I want to meet someone who genuinely cares about my personality and doesn't want to get into my pants? Seriously, is it so bad that I secretly wish I met a guy who pays for the bill on dates, opens doors and remembers the little things.
I'm experiencing a serious frustration with the male population!! Mark says I shouldn't focus on dating and I shouldn't get distracted from my goals and ambitions but two years has been too long for me being alone. I hate cooking for 1 and hearing details about my friends' love lives. I hate hearing that I'm selfish because I want to be in a loving relationship and being called picky because I refuse to settle for guys that are obviously wrong for me. I'm tired of being told that I've got low standards because suddenly nice guys are low standards.
What's sooo totally wrong with me that I've been undatable for two years, to the point where no one's tried. I just have this guy on my case on trying to get some when I clearly know he doesn't care about my feelings or if I'm interested in a relationship or not based on his personal satisfaction.
I'm fed up.